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| Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir.... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.... more
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