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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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