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| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student... more
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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !... more
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| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict... more
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| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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