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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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