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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... more
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| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir.... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!... more
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| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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