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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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