| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I dont know, they havent tau... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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