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| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul... more
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