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| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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