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| I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more
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| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!... more
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