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| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !... more
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| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," s... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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