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| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
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| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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