| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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