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| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... more
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| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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| The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more
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| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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