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| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
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| Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.... more
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| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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