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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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