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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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