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| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!... more
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