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| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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