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| Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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