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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !... more
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| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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