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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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