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| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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