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| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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