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| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!... more
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| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !... more
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| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more
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