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| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," s... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict... more
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