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| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!... more
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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !... more
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| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
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| Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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