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| Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir.... more
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| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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| Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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