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| Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.... more
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| The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more
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| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!... more
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| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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