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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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