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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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