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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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