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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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