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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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