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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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