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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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