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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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