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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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