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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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