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| What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !... more
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| Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar cant jump!... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more
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| There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on t... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Tysons psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didnt say two!... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but cant stand in the sits!... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His... more
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