| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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