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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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