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| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u... more
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| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Id move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. Youve already moved most o... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?The scenter spot !... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play!... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?So that they can pack the defence !... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so g... more
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| Whats the chilliest ground in the premiership ?Cold Trafford !... more
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