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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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