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| Why do artists never win when they play football ?They keep drawing !... more
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| Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!... more
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| Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.... more
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| Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?Webley stadium!... more
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| What is the bank managers favourite type of football?Fiver side!... more
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| Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?Because he liked sole music !... more
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| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more
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| What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?Both do hat tricks !... more
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| Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isnt an award.Its an appointment!... more
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| How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pi... more
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