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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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