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| How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!... more
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| What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?Ince pies !... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isnt an award.Its an appointment!... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defence?A flat back four!... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why do artists never win when they play football ?They keep drawing !... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs!... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, whos driving?A: The police.... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?Bring on their subs !... more
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