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| | Category: | Sport jokes | | Date Added: | 03/12/2008 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wifes seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"Im so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didnt give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "Theyre all at the funeral." | | | |
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