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| What lights up a football stadium?A football match!... more
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| 2. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defence?A flat back four!... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on !... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. Its distracting!"Caddy: "This isnt a watch, sir, its a com... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but cant stand in the sits!... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?They tend to go cheep!... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Where do footballers dance?At a football!... more
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