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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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