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| How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!... more
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| Where do old bowling balls end up?In the gutter!... more
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| Why did the goal post get angry ?Because the bar was rattled !... more
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| Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because theyre always dribbling!... more
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| What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?Bring on their subs !... more
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| A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I c... more
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| Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup draw!... more
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