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| Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because theyre always dribbling!... more
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| Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic!... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Capta... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pi... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but cant stand in the sits!... more
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